Autumn Fever

Have you ever been puked on by a drunken cheerleader? 
Has your bedroom ever been mistaken for a bathroom?
Has your high school english teacher ever told you that if he were your age again he would go out with you?
Have you ever thrown away a stranger's shoe in a dumpster down the street from your hostel in Barcelona because said stranger decided to throw said shoe at you in the middle of the night when you were sleeping and innocently snoring?
Have you ever thought it was a smart idea to travel by yourself in a foreign country without having made sleeping arrangements beforehand and then ended up begging a hotel manager to let you sleep in the lobby because all the hotels and hostels in a 30 km radius were booked and the bums at the train station across the street didn't seem too willing to share their bench with you?
Have you ever been told by an old Frenchman that there's a lot of people on the balcony and you look up but there's no one there and then 5 minutes later you look down and it all makes sense?

Comments

[paupau]

No...
Actually not my room, but my brothers, yea!
No, but i wish mr. Hall would have said that...lol
No, but i witnessed it! That was GREAT...go Yolanda!!!
NOOOOOOO, of course not...what were you thinking?!
Hummmm, should i even answer that??? i mean who hasn't said something about my *balcony*?!
Anyways, it was great talking to you for 5mins and 27 seconds (i actually looked how long we talked for) Can't wait to have as much time with you as possible (only if you don't get tired of me!) in like 27 days...
Gros Bisous, and ps: have you practiced different courgette recipes???

[viiiiiica]

no, i havnt been puked on by a sober cheerleader either.
yes, plenty of times
i agree on this one with pauline, i wish Mr. Hall told me that.
ive thrown away a shoe for a different reason and i believe that is where you got your inspiration. yolanda.
whats wrong with traveling with no arrangements?
and even if an old frenchman did tell me that, i wouldnt know what the hell he is saying.